Some misheard lyrics are subtle. This is not one of them. This shirt celebrates a line that turns an otherwise serious moment into something that sounds like it belongs in a science fiction movie. Featuring the phrase "Carry a laser, down the road that I must travel", it is the kind of lyric your brain locked onto years ago and never let go.
Once you hear it this way, the image is impossible to shake. You are not just listening to the song anymore. You are picturing lasers, long roads, and a level of confidence that ignores all evidence to the contrary.
Perfect for:
- Classic rock fans with active imaginations
- People who never bothered to check the lyrics
- Road trip singalongs that slowly derail
- Anyone who still hears it this way
Because correcting it now would just feel wrong. 🔦
Please note: This design intentionally features a misheard lyric, not the official lyrics. It is meant as a playful inside joke for fans who know the song, not a printing error. Refunds or exchanges will not be processed for orders placed with the expectation of correct or official lyrics.
Misheard Lyrics Tee | Kyrie
- Machine wash cold (max 30 C / 90 F)
- Non chlorine bleach as needed
- Tumble dry low heat, inside out
- Iron, steam, or dry medium heat, inside out
- Do not dry clean
- Made with soft ring spun cotton and cotton blends
- High stitch density fabric provides a smooth printing surface
- Narrow width ribbed collar for a clean, modern look
- Taped neck and shoulders for comfort and durability
- Modern classic fit with a seamless body
- High performing recycled tear away label
- Fiber content may vary by color
- Made with OEKO TEX certified low impact dyes